I gingerly climbed on top of the plastic contraption now ringing my porcelain throne. It soon became apparent that I couldn't keep my britches at my ankles as I normally did. No, they had to go entirely, along with my underthings. And if there is anything more ridiculous on this planet than the sight of a human man wearing a t-shirt and nothing else, I have yet to experience it. So in the interest of saving myself this unfortunate view, I doffed the shirt as well. Now entirely naked, I again attempted to step onto the device. I was unsure, but it seemed to hold. I settled down to the seat, with only the extremities of my posterior touching. My knees were up at my chest. This, plus my complete nakedness, felt very primal. It felt third-world and adventurous. It felt... RIGHT. I concentrated on the task at hand. I had felt a slight urge to go, and had been eager to try out the new purchase. I had been intrigued by the promise that my business would henceforth require substantially less effort on my part, because of the wild beast–man position it forced upon me. But I was still skeptical. It sounded too good to be true. Surely the difference couldn't be that dras— HOLY HELL I'M POOPING.

Bought this to replace an old hot plate that finally kicked the bucket. Chose this guy because it looked like it would be easier to keep clean and I was right. Easy to clean and heats up quickly. Be sure to read the manual because it warns you to keep it at least 10 - 14 inches from anything around it. Most likely this is why the other reviewers are having problems with theirs suddenly dying on them. I live in a semi-apartment in a college town so I have been using it over a month now as my primary stove and haven't had any issues.

Great cast, dazzling special effects and humanity momentarily wins out over self-serving self preservation. I couldn't believe that many people could afford to pay $1,000,000,000.00 a ticket to secure a place on one of the arks!

book is concise, through, and a quick check. I recommend it to all travellers going overseas anytime soon. It has helped me

This book is a great book for anyone who wants to find good stocks that make money over time. It is also great for anyone new to stock investing as it explains stock terminology, how stocks are traded, how to buy stocks and online brokers. But the best part of the book is that it explains how to evaluate stocks which thoroughly explains key measurements and where to find them. The book also discusses how the "master" investors choose stocks - and how to incorporate their ideas into your approach. Finally, the book also discusses when to sell your stocks once you have invested. Definitely worth reading and I will also be purchasing the authors new book - "The 3% Signal."